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Dick in a waffle

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!
by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023
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concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******
Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!
by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018
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Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved
Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.
by Sukon medick May 28, 2025
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Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him
Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)
by Bakasama February 22, 2022
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Big Dick Civic

A term to describe any Honda Civic, as a way of acknowledging the huge cock that the owner must have in order to own and drive a car as prestigious and esteemed as a Civic.
"Dude did you get a big dick civic?"
"Ya bro its insane my dick grew like 7 inches"
"Damn, I'm still stuck with my fucking Accord"
by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018
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