Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.
He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.
by Tulsagrit August 01, 2020
A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
by Diarrhea Mann August 18, 2021
Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 02, 2020
Very few men have access to Forbidden dick mode it's a technique lost to time and has been forbidden. We do not know what the full potential of forbidden dick mode is but what we do know is that it can satisfy any woman, possibly increase dick size, vibrate, charge cumshots, etc. The abilities can also vary depending on the man not only the effectiveness but some users can conjure new abilities itself. Forbidden dick mode has consequences as well if not used in moderation,
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Chris:I used forbidden dick mode on her last night and she fucking died help me hide the body
Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
by Loserbutbetter October 31, 2021
You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.
by tirtle August 12, 2018