dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021

dick rider

someone who fuck with jas

someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew

by amara1016 November 30, 2018

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

Dick Grinder

A girl named Paige Townsend.

Paige is such a dick grinder.

by Sammie Dog December 20, 2023

Dick

A dick

I like your sister's dick

by Wenny_Da_Pu December 2, 2019

Dick sucker boots

Knee pads.

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt

by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023

vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta May 28, 2016