Mark: Have you heard? John had been playing genshin impact.
Joe Biden: Wow! Lmao, what a virgin!
Mark: Yeah! I know right, he gets no bitches!
Joe Biden: Wow! Lmao, what a virgin!
Mark: Yeah! I know right, he gets no bitches!
by travellersolosfiction February 3, 2022
Get the Virginmug. A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022
Get the Virgin Mobilemug. 
by LilNomad September 13, 2019
Get the Air Virginmug. Holly is a nice virgin mother, a natural christian at their finessed. She is a meme expert, one might say she is a meme herself. Holly usually has naturally blonde hair with blue or green eyes but occasionally dyes her hair. Holly has multiple friends, some may go by the names of ' Jae ' or ' Ay '. You do not want to mess with a Holly, as she is capable of being a petty one. Hollys are often found as 13 year olds or younger. She loves to hang her friends, and has multiple lovers that could go by the name of ' Lam ' or ' John Cena. I would know all of this because I myself am a Holly. We love animals, and are complete daddis.
person: I wish I were a Holly virgin!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
by thewiseeagle December 1, 2018
Get the Holly Virginmug. by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019
Get the Virginmug. by Dredredredredredresrexre July 4, 2021
Get the Virginmug.