ur wife

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021

ur mommy

ur mommy

ur mommy do be bussin bussin

by urrrrrrmommyyyy August 05, 2021

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka April 06, 2018

National give ur girl a hoodie day

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!

Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”

by Top 10 fails November 20, 2020

Ur Clan’s Trans

The absolute worst thing anyone can say about your family. It’s irrefutable, and every other “Ur” is dwarfed by this insult’s magnitude.

George-Hey, John, ur granny tranny
John-Don’t make me do it, George
George- Do it! Ur brother a mother, I bet you won’t!
John- Fine then! Ur Clan’s Trans!
All seizes to exist. God is dead, there is no Earth, only pain and suffering for all that was.

by ComradeCommie March 24, 2018

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 March 26, 2018

Ur mun

Is used as an insult on the Tiktok account @officaladrod

I hate you, ur mun! Ur mun

by Officaladrod October 02, 2022