turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy

person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*

by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024