dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

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Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

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weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+

fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*

by everythinguneedtoknowabdrugs May 30, 2022

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charcuter-weed

Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.

Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.

by persephone420 February 14, 2022

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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

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