by TherealUFO May 02, 2018
by Jay Benz January 27, 2024
Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
by I hate jimmy Blados October 29, 2019
by Barry Mc Cockinhim February 13, 2022
Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.
Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!
by sena juan June 06, 2022
A well-liked person in many social and religious circles, who tends to commit crimes without raising suspicion due to his or her social standing.
I thought I could trust that kid, but now my mother's ring is gone and my life is ruined! Well he sure did turn out to be a regular, Jimmy Alderman.
by Mrs. Zonker March 30, 2012