Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the text torturemug. This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
Get the This Text Is Being Read Aloudmug. Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011
Get the Grandma Textmug. v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
Get the text-exedmug. by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
Get the Parent Textmug. Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
Get the Vestigal Textmug. by necgromancer March 1, 2025
Get the Stop analyzing my texts so muchmug.