Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.

Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."

by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020

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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017

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Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.

I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.

by 161455 March 8, 2015

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Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011

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The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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