by Dalepj November 1, 2022
Get the jacob postmug. When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.
by rigbydoesgames January 19, 2021
Get the Jacob Wordziakmug. 
Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. (noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. a white name for a boy
by Ok boomer October 28, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by ch33zywiz_17 March 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.