when your sexual partner squats over you and shits on your chest while you sleep, usually out of frustration.
Realizing she was not about to have sex, Sally rolled over a drunken Stash and proceeded to give him the blue plate special.
by mark pat January 20, 2005
n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".
by c. penelope November 09, 2007
a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
MMM MMM GOOD!
by Mormon X August 02, 2010
Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
by Emilizzo December 26, 2009
by Eric Blackman October 31, 2007
someone who always gets it wrong, every time!!! They will legit slip over anything from a leaf to a banana skin. They don't actually have a special need but act like they do, they also make terrible jokes that are often REALLY screwed up. They often spontaniously combust, this is believed to be God's work wiping up evolution's mistakes...
hello large cliff, i'm a special needs manchild. Oh look, a banana skin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(you know what happened next)
(you know what happened next)
by GTR10000 teh sweglord June 10, 2016