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the regis school

a school where the male teachers use more make up then the female ones, and the teachers care more about what you wear than personal safety.
We work at the regis school, Lets stare at the pupils feet as they walk in and say it's because we are checking uniform, when secretly we have all have feet fetish's.
by TehRegisScool April 18, 2014
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Norwood school

the norwood school is alright people can take the piss at times and my year group is so fake it’s unreal but depending on how u act it might be ok for u although there are some hoes but let’s not bait them out
Norwood school might be ok for u depending on how u act
by Bob the blick kid January 9, 2019
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School Computer

A piece of crap that is somehow slower than my 1$ calculator.

Outdated hardware like a intel processor from the 1990s and only 512mb of ram. It cant even run notepad without blue screening. (I once fried these computers by switching the PSU switch from 240V to 120V and boom it went, smoke was coming from it.
Person 1: Oi mate don't you just love these crappy school computers
Person 2: Yeah lol there just absolute shit
Person 1: I blew one of these up in primary school but anyway wanna have some VB's and do skidz in the commodore.
Person 2: FUCK YEAAAAA
by Some random ozzy May 9, 2022
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School Air

Basically school air is air in school that when you absorb it and breathe it, it can ruin your appearance, outfit, hair, makeup etc. Basically lets just say you are ready for school looking good but as soon as you step in to school, everything on you changes in a negative way. And when you go back home, your hair would be as good as it was in the morning
"The School air totally ruined my appearance"
by CARAVARA June 6, 2023
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online school

A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.
"Online school is slowly making me believe in Thanos."
by floryus October 14, 2020
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stockport school

look it’s the shithole stockport school!
by bibitch609 February 15, 2021
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School Chairs

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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