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Middle school

FUCKING HELL

in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Ex:

1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?

Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!

2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!

3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)

you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
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Kingsmeadow School

A slave trade where you get wrong for not not having a plastic wallet and a pieced ears

Basically jail but with activities
I hate kingsmeadow school
by helloitsmema July 11, 2016
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gastonday school

School known for it snitches and mama boy pussys
Finally get to get out of the hell hole that is gastonday school.
by Luz gg November 2, 2018
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School computer

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.
Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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Norwood school

the norwood school is alright people can take the piss at times and my year group is so fake it’s unreal but depending on how u act it might be ok for u although there are some hoes but let’s not bait them out
Norwood school might be ok for u depending on how u act
by Bob the blick kid January 9, 2019
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middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice
by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017
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The Heschel school

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.
Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
by Spawn of the devil December 6, 2019
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