ima russian

Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑

Ima russian

by Ima russian November 6, 2020

Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.

Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.

by Russian chug December 30, 2020

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender

"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."

by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021

Russian Suction Cup

When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.

That Russian Suction Cup left me weak.

by Skatecrete January 17, 2021

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021