A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019
Get the quiet trainmug. The state of being where you are in all senses of the word, a pack mule. Generally, and LIT cleans toilets, throw up, and sets any form of dining hall. An LIT knows to run everywhere- even if you're bleeding profusely or can't breathe. (Suck it up!). LITs become very hard workers, very exhausted, and SMELL terrible (nick name: Smellies, SmelLITs). A moddo of the LIT program is "You'll have time to sleep when you're dead." IF you enjoy sleeping, showering, or general good health, don't be an LIT. If you don't like doing what no one else wants to do, don't be an LIT. But if you want to be a great counselor at camp, get ready for LIT.
Counselor 1: "We have a code brown in the toilet."
Counselor 2: "How bad is it?"
Counselor 1: "Gross. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. It's overflowing and everything."
Counselor 2: "Go get the Leader In Training (LIT)."
Counselor 2: "How bad is it?"
Counselor 1: "Gross. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. It's overflowing and everything."
Counselor 2: "Go get the Leader In Training (LIT)."
by Pleasesir,canIhavesomesleep? July 4, 2010
Get the Leader In Training (LIT)mug. This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
Get the trains-creepmug. When you run over a person who is standing next right to another person while they are holding hands or kissing
Definition 2: A person in the boys (tv show) Who has the power of running at the speed of life
Definition 2: A person in the boys (tv show) Who has the power of running at the speed of life
by litteralydead November 6, 2022
Get the A Trainmug. by Yeeeeeerytrjxjfds November 23, 2021
Get the delta A trainmug. A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
Get the 'banter train'mug. by F unce 555ws May 15, 2020
Get the Glazed trainmug.