mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

boobs

the best thing to ever exist

“i love sucking on boobs”

by venuspenis November 29, 2021

Boobs

Commonly known as "tits" among horny men, boobs are something YOU will never get to touch and also something that'll make you realize that yes, your Tinder date has indeed had a face this whole time.

Also, if you're gonna do anything with boobs, go on the Hub. Get of off a FUCKING D I C T I O N A R Y

"Yo, that lady at Hooter's? She had biiiiiig boobs, man."

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

boobs

Lumps on the chest of wooomans that feed babies and should be freed.

FREE THE NIPPLE BITCH

Boobs muhahahhaha
#FreeTheNip

by Clyde McLean March 31, 2017

boob appreciation day

national boob appreciation day is on june 30th

dude 1: hey dude did you know today is boob appreciation day
dude 2: nah bro that’s crazy

by daddyboob June 29, 2021

man boobs the clown

Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.

Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.

Man Boobs is in my house

I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs

Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ

by anonymous October 28, 2020