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Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
mugGet the Penis Chestmug.

Penis Slangin’

When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.
Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 10, 2020
mugGet the Penis Slangin’mug.

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016
mugGet the a penis greetingmug.

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016
mugGet the Jalapeño penismug.

Penis wilt

When the penis bends
by eggpoo123 January 11, 2017
mugGet the Penis wiltmug.

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
mugGet the penis johnsonmug.

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
mugGet the pig penismug.

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