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Yank My Noodle Dandy 

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
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Popped a Noodle 

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.
Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle
Popped a Noodle by Kriest June 24, 2021
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doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles 

Your arms are noodles now ok?
That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Shake the Noodle 

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it
Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti 

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

Oodle a noodle 

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.
Oodle a noodle by w34t567u August 26, 2021

xx.nerdy.noodles.xx

Man: Hey have you heard of this awesome tiktoker xx.nerdy.noodles.xx?
Man 2: no? Who is that?
Man: He’s the best tiktoker to ever exist:)