Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

glossy biscuits

Cum on both tits or both ass cheeks.

I gave her the glossy biscuits.

by Sicilian Chameleon December 11, 2016

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob August 6, 2016

Ginger biscuit

An insult to all ginger people

'' you ##?!!$''

''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''

by gr3g the 3gg May 13, 2020

skittle biscuit

a biscuit (or a bun, it’s bread so it’s the same thing) with skittles on it

can you make me a skittle biscuit?

by fefelover69 December 18, 2018