Mmm Monkey

Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass

Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.

by Monky fckr_69 October 5, 2020

Lean Monkey

A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto

Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey

by Edgy hedgy July 13, 2017

Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall

You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom

by True illness May 24, 2016

Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012

Monkey Squad

A bunch of rejects that haven't made it pass grade 3 that go around "menacing" and doxing and swatting people.

'did you hear about monkey squad raiding that kids house?'

by hgs fr drgs March 3, 2022

Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.

"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

by Kuthula June 8, 2004