mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021

Mike Tyson

instant regret

Larry Holmes pushed his luck when he fought Mike Tyson

by stock user November 9, 2021

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 9, 2021

Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.

Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.

by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021

MiKing

MiKing is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn

💀you act like fucking Miking

by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021

munna mike

A real nigga who will feed the block. Hood savior

munna mike saved me and i am forever grateful!

by feelitintheair97 November 22, 2021

Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses

Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'

by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024