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Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014
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Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
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Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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Finger Macking

Finger Macking is when an individual uses their fingers to interact in a flirtatus mannor through keyboards, letters, and sign language.
I am not gonna go to the bar because I got this finger macking on lock
by Wherethewildkinzare November 5, 2015
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washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015
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Truth Machine

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"
by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016
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