Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010

The Lunchbag

It is the vagina. In the vagina, you store snacks, beverages and any other food item when going to a picnic, then when you have reached your picnic destination, you exert everything and have a great picnic.

My boyfriend and i just came back from the picnic, and the Lunchbag came in good use.

by JamieMicks December 8, 2010

Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.

Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.

by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011

Da Lunch Crew

Better than 'The Posse' at:

-NFL
-Being Cool
-Eating Lunch Together
-Assembling .etc

Girl 1: Have you seen Da Lunch Crew?
Girl 2: Yeah, they're so much cooler and more attractive than 'The Posse'.
Girl 3: They make 'The Posse' look like Geeks.

by DaLunchcrewerule April 23, 2011

made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011

drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012