log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022

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Jam Job

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.

"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"

by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014

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jammed up badly

Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up

Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly

Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene

The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping

by Shim Shady March 27, 2024

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Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

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