Jack Hillier

Jack Hillier is a sexy, former fat cunt, professional pool player and a sex God.

Jack Hillier fucked my cat

by Jack Hillier May 20, 2019

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

Jack Snyder

A mystical being descended from Zeus and believed to have tigers blood running through his veins. A Jack Snyder dances on through life with such ease, you’d think he has all 10 toes.

Jack Snyder: *sneeze* Me: “I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.”

by DAM90 November 30, 2019

Jack robertson

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn

Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.

by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017