Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

Internetsticles

Acting in a manner online via text (Such as in a Facebook comment-argument) that is far cockier than you would ever be able to achieve arguing in person.

See E-Peen.

Joe: "Thats one hell of a flame war you just incited."
Mike: "Yeah, I couldn't believe my internetsticles that day."

Dave: "Was that really you commenting on Lena's status?"
Chris: "I know, I had her sucking on my internetsticles like nothing else."

by Proc42 October 23, 2009

Internet Lynch

The act of lynching someone through the internet when said person commits a act of total stupidity.

An Internet Lynch occurred in my chat room when someone said the capital of the United States was Seattle.

by Luke Flashman Adams September 18, 2010

Internet

Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.

Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"

You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"

by stephanzo November 3, 2010

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.

have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.

by blairiair August 16, 2011

Internet Fundamentals

A module in the course of study for a Diploma in Computer Studies in the '90s.
Became an inspiration for a song.

Line from Chorus
I.F. I.F. (internet fundamentals)

by myztically November 3, 2011