Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShiit September 19, 2021

Mud Raking

Something that Kellie made up.

"blah blah blah mud Raking blah blah blah"

by P-chan90 February 25, 2021

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

mud clump

When a man cums in a woman's mouth and she spits it back into his asshole.

She really did the Mud Clump?!?!

by awahl462 April 14, 2015

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023