Geppetto Ghetto

When your hood looks like it was put together like a puppet.

Went to a funeral in Paterson, NJ and realized the it was a Geppetto Ghetto.

by Matt Camein June 14, 2019

nerd ghetto

When a place feels shady or dangerous, involving nerdy or dorky people, often trading card events or video game tournaments.

I left the game store immediately, it was nerd ghetto.

by derpy foig July 17, 2011

Ghetto Bowl

The little bowl full of pennies at the Seven Eleven for broke people who need a couple more cents for their slurpy.

Jason didn't have enough money to buy Doritos, so he took some pennies from the Ghetto Bowl.

by Mr.Win November 17, 2010

Ghetto cut

When someone cuts you with an object like a x-acto knife.

Daminiqua shaquina ghetto cut me

by gaga4lifeee May 20, 2010

ghetto hobnob

A cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread

I didn't have any nice biscuits to go with this cup of tea so I made a ghetto hobnob

by thatcmsguy February 11, 2015

Ghetto Chad

Chad Henson, the pimpest ghetto gangsta. He will raid a crack house and blow away all them muh fucks if they fuck with him. He also has a theme song:

Ghetto Chad, Chetto Chad
He has a gat, he's fuckin bad
fucks the bitches, snorts the yay
if you hate, you're fuckin gay
Watch out, a-here comes Ghetto Chad

SNAP! Ghetto Chad is comin! RUN, BITCHES!

by Ghetto Chad April 14, 2005

ghetto rich

So ghetto, straight from the hood, it's rich

1979 cadillac

by jeanine March 27, 2004