When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016
Get the Serve ball checkmug. He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
Get the Seattle Sound Checkmug. Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the rubber checkmug. A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
Get the function checkmug. Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.
Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013
Get the neck checkingmug. When you’re fueling up the boat, buzzed up and invite a big fake tittle drama queen tramp who causes problems with all on board and you leave her at the dock without a ride home.
by Jdonvon January 23, 2023
Get the boattramp checkmug. “hey john, cash or check ?”
“amora, we’re @ school, so check”
“pleasssse johnnnn ? cash sounds like more fun”
“i’ll catcha later amora, i love you”
“i love you too johnothan”
“amora, we’re @ school, so check”
“pleasssse johnnnn ? cash sounds like more fun”
“i’ll catcha later amora, i love you”
“i love you too johnothan”
by ur moms psychiatrist May 12, 2020
Get the cash or check ?mug.