One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".
by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021
Get the One-Elmug. 
A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
Get the Settlers of El Panmug. A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.
by guill1234 November 6, 2014
Get the el cierralemug. when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
Get the El Salvadorian jackal jerkingmug. by Richie66 May 25, 2021
Get the El Royale Ricardomug.