father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
by the_big_chungus November 23, 2020
by Mywifewillknowitisme May 18, 2022
Collection of fluff found in ones arse crack following wearing of new underwear. Akin to bellybutton fluff.
by BumFluff1657 April 19, 2024
A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.
Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.
Royal?
You know the people involved.
I do.
Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.
Royal?
You know the people involved.
I do.
Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.
by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017
When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.
"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"
"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."
"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"
"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."
"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"
by Edgar Christianson May 20, 2023
by Tom John September 01, 2021