jack in the crack

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
by poopzone November 28, 2007
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Crack Burger

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.
1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.
by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010
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life crack

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.
---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!
by jgnarly April 08, 2010
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zombie crack

that zombie just snorted some zombie crack.
by specialist984 July 12, 2015
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crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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crack cheecks

nigga1: Last night i was with ashley.
nigga2: Did you crack cheecks?
nigga1: Hell yea!
by hood08 August 08, 2008
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crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy
"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"
by mira_fooooo May 03, 2015
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