baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama December 7, 2007

clam bake

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.

Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.

by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Bake the bread

Energetic sexual activity that rocks the bed so much it seems like it's going to break.

There is usually no intent however to put a bun in the oven

Him: Huh huh huh ... you like that!?
Her: Oh my god baby you're going to bake the bread!

by sijafo July 12, 2010

leaner backer

One who, while sitting in a chair, leans back on the two back legs of the chair, despite the fact that this often results in said person falling and hitting themselves on the head.

Willie's such a leaner backer, he falls out of his chair all of the time.

by Toma Muchovino June 24, 2008

Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.

Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!

by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009

Baber

Verb) To Baber: When one man seduces another, then when it is time to switch positions, says " I have a girlfriend, no thanks." and then leaves without providing his partner with a sexual release.
Noun) A Baber: A homosexual male who closets himself by being a hateful gay basher.
Adjective) Baberific: 1)When something requires a lot of work, but has very little or no reward. 2) When something is obnoxious, arrogant, offensive, unpleasant, ungrateful, deceitful or secretly self-loathing.

Verb "So after he got head from that dude and it was his turn to suck, he pulled a Baber and vamped out."
Noun "Have you ever noticed how many anti-gay politicians are really Babers?"
Adjective) 1)"I was excited this year, but Denver's new head coach led them to a Baberific season." 2) Pauley Shore

by Sgt.Angrybottom December 8, 2010