Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
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by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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by Timcal July 19, 2018
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Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
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Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
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