Someone who is dating a girl named Ellie even if she does not know it. He is a sexy brown haired person that wears blue shoes
by ADAM LOVER!!!! February 26, 2018
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by Smeggy eggy November 20, 2020
Get the Mollie and Adam mug.Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.
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(Adam) oh hey, govenment
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
Get the Adam Clarke mug.a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
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Adam reminds me of a move star. He looks amazing no matter what. Ppl love talking to him because he's cool. He has a great need for sugar and activity. He loves watching the boob tube, pee and pooping but nothing grose. If you get a chance with Adam your his lucky star. He will love you forever, respect you as a woman and do anything for you, if he wants to take the chance with you. He protects and cares is kind and very intellegent and has a can do attitude. Don't underestimate Adam, he will show you up. He is a certain way but won't admit he has an explanation for everything including you. He plays his cards close even tho he doesn't play cards.
Adam doesn't like apples
Adam doesn't like apples
by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023
Get the Adam mug.An Adam is an outwardly pretty dreamy person, generally not paying attention in school or in other places, but can be very kind once you get to know them, especially when you come to find out they will laugh at nearly anything and are always willing to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, a good friend and overall great person, generally has messy hair and doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, but will tend to act annoying as a way of friendship.
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