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wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.
Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?
by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023
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Jarren Wong

Jarren wong has 2 girlfriends one is invisible and two is hu tao
Mr: Hey it's Jarren Wong!

Grindcore artist: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHH YEA YEA HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by NuuweiLol May 16, 2023
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piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023
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Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.
by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023
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Clare Wong

Clare (not claire) is a really pretty girl that lives in Singapore and has long black hair with slight curls in it (cute as hell)and has big brown eyes and is catholic. Has a really great personality and is an ambivert, she's really quiet when you first meet but will slowly warm up to you. Will become a bit of a daredevil behind people's backs but will have actually no guts to do it. She's very ticklish, even the slightest touch can make her laugh. She tries to hide her feelings but in the end, would come out to her truest friends. She can even tell what people are feeling like at first glance which is really amazing. She's really funny around her friends and would always make the group smile and laugh whenever she's around. Super passionate about things once she's really into it and can do it for hours without taking breaks. She doesn't like to waste food, always finishing whatever is on her plate, and isn't picky about food. Even though she has many friends or people that she would call acquaintances, she only has a few that really have her heart, and would forever stay loyal and amazing to them. She doesn't like to embarrass herself in front of big audiences and would try not to be a leader if possible and would rather follow than lead. She's freaking adorbs and loves cuddles and if had someone in her life, would always 24/7 cuddle with them. A really lovely and amazing girl and who wouldn't want to spend their life with such a wonderful girl and honestly, i wouldn't mind.
You never find another person like Clare Wong

Clare Wong is such a funny person
by milk_or_cheese August 22, 2023
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winky wrangler

A female pedophile. Not leemins !
dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up
by dabblette February 19, 2024
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Donny Wong

by Weshboy July 12, 2024
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