Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

waffle traffle

Slapping a thot in the face with ur dick

I gave that thot a waffle traffle

by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018

Waffle

To waffle

You don’t waffle on anything

by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023

Cunt Waffle

Anthoney Loppe

Anthoney is a Cunt Waffle

by hey bro wyd June 24, 2019

Waffle Maker 300

Alternative name for fluffy

This is my girlfriend: waffle maker 3000

by woah 101 September 30, 2020

Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011