The Waffle House has found it’s new host

a phrase used in almost every single YouTube video

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

by AnUglyPP February 1, 2023

Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.

Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle

by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023

Waffling

A form of handholding where the fingers are interlocking

Rob and Amanda were caught waffling together at the movies

by Ramda149 February 11, 2023

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023

Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information

Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”

by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023

Waffling

Lounging and talking and not really doing work. to waffle is to avoid doing hard things

you could ask your teacher, “can we just waffle today?”

“stop waffling and do your homework”

by idrk123 October 11, 2023

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023