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Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."
by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023
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eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.
That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.
by substituteteacher March 11, 2023
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Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
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Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.
Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.
by Jackal:) March 31, 2023
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Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.
Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…
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Thot waffle

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch
by Misslinds April 4, 2023
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
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