Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

waffle

(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy

AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick

by CRXguySoFly September 27, 2003

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Waffling

Some one who keeps talking and doesn’t know when to shut up for no apparent reason

Hugo doesn’t know when to shut up he’s always waffling

by Hugo smells June 16, 2022

waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021