European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

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train

a dick

she rode his train

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 3, 2023

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A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.

My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.

by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020

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Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

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WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

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