Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 21, 2022

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin January 01, 2025

to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.

OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.

by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 06, 2023

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021