Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty July 20, 2013

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty August 26, 2013

Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

max tucker

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.

"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"

by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

corky tickler

When two guys are having sex with one girl, one guy hitting it from the back, one at the front getting a blowjob. Rear guy sticks his thumb in her butt using the fish-hook method, front guy plugs her nose. With their free hand they begin tickling her, in hopes that she sneezes. Or farts.

Rear Guy: me and my dude hit this girl with the corky tickler last night

Joe Snuffy: haha what happened!?

Rear Guy: she sneezed so hard she farted my finger out of her butt

by Tickler10 January 14, 2015