Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

corn waxer

Makes your corns all shiny, c'mon man

Hey mate can you lend me your corn waxer

by Assmoongers May 27, 2014

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Corn Doggin’

When a woman has ate corn prior to the act of anal sex. Then the male inserts his penis inside her anus.

Sally ate corn last night. The next morning Jerry had anal sex with her and he was corn corn doggin’!

by Kowi Woof February 21, 2021

Corning

Corning is the act of throwing dried corn kernals and corn cobs on porches and at doors of houses at night to scare the occupants inside. People that will chase you usually become repeated victims. Usually done around Halloween in Western Pennsylvania and rural areas. It ends when you run out of corn or get busted by the cops.

Let's dress up in black and Camo and go corning at midnight!

by Tybo28 October 13, 2023

corn pudding

Shit that comes out of sewer line after being backed up.

I snaked the corn pudding out the line.

by Scootinbean May 7, 2018