Uncle Tucc

An uncle that is an unc to many but not to Uncle Mizzy.

Hey uncle tucc ur a wanker not baggio.

by Captain Talon February 18, 2025

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Uncle

The brother of your Father.

"Hey look, its your uncle."

by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

Uncle Kirky

A man with 5 nephews and abuses them everyday

Stop, Uncle Kirky

by Joanna urmom May 18, 2022