Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 12, 2014

Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 29, 2024

go ham on that

like go town on that but better

i hope she go ham on that caramel sauce

by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016

you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"

by john caliber August 02, 2022

ham-ball

Any person who can generally just "ham it up".

You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".

Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.

by J. Steinbeck December 14, 2015