Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.

"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"

by PocketFruit July 29, 2025

Force the door

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Nate: Are you guys gonna win tonight?

Zane: Hell yeah, we will force the door!

by Zane88 October 12, 2014

Revolving door

Employment situations vacant readvertised within a 90 day trial period, because of an environment of bad management practices that often favour and recruit broken-ass individuals, because of their unqualified belief said broken-ass will make a good team player.

I see Doggets Transport are readvertising that same driving job again. Just another revolving door employer situation.

by deksper November 5, 2018

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

Back door honey

1950s urban slang for women’s cum.

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”

by EverBear April 28, 2024

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021