Christian Cavallaro

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase

"YO THAT'S CHRISTIAN CAVALLARO"

by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019

Christian

Rage on Fortnite

Christian Rage on Fortnite

by I love Zaria June 27, 2018

Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.

“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly

by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022

Christian

Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do

I love you christian

by Nathanissexy June 26, 2019

Christian

hes just horny. VERY HORNY

Christian is horny
yea ik

by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021

Christian

The biggies dick you will ever see and best sex ever

Christian has a huge dick

by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019

christian

christian is the best person you’ll ever meet he is friendly and smart and the slightest bit shy he’s an amazing actor, person and friend. he has the most amazing sense of humor and he’s often too smart for people to process. honestly the best person in this entire universe he deserves all the good things in this earth for he is beauty and he owns grace. did i mention he is Cute? he fucking is omg my ovaries.

christian is the actual best human being ever!

by idfkwhocares April 4, 2018