Cunt Poo

The medical condition where a woman passes excrement through her vaginal passage and urinates from her anus.

1. Mary felt embarrassed when the front of her skirt blew up when she farted and dropped a Cunt Poo.

2. Ann had Irish skidmarks after a violent Cunt Poo.

by Witse March 29, 2009

Rugby Cunt

A rugby player who thinks he is God's gift when he is, in fact, a cunt

Paul: Who is that other there?

Steve: He's one of those rugby cunts, I wish he was dead.

by clbatch1 March 17, 2011

Cunt Missle

A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly

It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

cunt mumbler

This refers to a vagina that undergoes a horrifically extreme orgasm experience has the ability to sound similar to when a female moans deeply during extreme satisfaction. In rare cases, it is mistaken as queefing.

After turning off the vibrator, Jane realized that it was her cunt mumbler that was making noises during her extreme orgasms.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

Cunt Punch

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.

"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."

by Boy Blue October 21, 2008

cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

by krack May 13, 2005

Sad Cunt

Someone who is sad/depressed

A: Man, life sucks, I hate school, work, and all the idiots around me, I want to kill myself.
B: Dude, stop being such a sad cunt.

by sthj September 4, 2016