When do your legs open

When your horny af

Example for your bitch ass for when do your legs open

8:00 @ ur mom's house

by Asshole98 February 26, 2016

close your legs the war is over

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.

1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”

by gothfoth September 25, 2022

lock legs and swap gravy

The act of two females scissoring so as to mix their vaginal fluids. (See scissoring)

"I heard those two girls lock legs and swap gravy all the time."

by fur trader March 28, 2010

Connys Left Leg🥩🧍

Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind <3 i always enjoy talking with her.

i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳 - nah i'm just kidding ....
unless 👀

by 1-800stfu June 03, 2021

one pant leg rolled up

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

by missliss April 15, 2008

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap March 07, 2016

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010